House Minutes - 02/10/08

Compton Minutes 2/10/08

There’s a push to clothe Compton.  Nudity is NO LONGER an
option.  So we’re considering one huge Compton shirt—big
enough for all of us.  Finally the clothing crisis will end!
Joel, however, would like a wifebeater.  Hannah said that was
a good idea, but she needs 5 so as to beat all of her wives
equally. 

In a feat of promptness and efficiency worthy of the Human
Rights Council, the HoCo once again voted unanimously to pass
a non-binding resolution to create flyers advertising the Box.

Next Quarter!  We’ll be having a big trip to somewhere.
Options are Cedar Point, King’s Island, Six Flags, and
Medieval Times.  Cedar Point is where we keep the Awesome,
King’s Island has all the Suck, Six Flags has more Awesome
than King’s Island but significantly less than Cedar Point.
Nonetheless, Medieval Times has all the midgets so looks like
that has our votes. 

Kenna, a lovely representative from Dance Marathon persuaded
all of Compton to sign up for DM.  We’re all overflowing with
philanthropic zeal to help Children’s Place Association which
gives counseling to kids who are dealing with AIDS in some
manner.  Look on "coup.uchicago.edu/dm" for more information
and to actually sign up. 

In a few weekends we’ll be “in ur orientl institute, barfng on
ur artifaks” as Anna leads us around and explains things to
us.  We’ll also have morphed into adorably fuzzy kittens. 

We’re going to Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me this Thursday!  Yay!
Be ready to leave at 5:30 if you want to get Chipotle.
Later, if you don’t want Chipotle.  But honestly, who doesn’t
want Chipotle?  I mean, usually when you roll something this
good, it’s illegal. 

Noah doesn’t have any announcements but he’s going to say
something.  Tell him if you want cheaper printing.  Would it
make you print more?  (The correct answer is no, because
that’s not environmentally healthy.)  Also, there’s a Master
Plan in the works.  Tell Noah how YOU want the University to
take over the Universe.  Blitzkrieg, anyone?
 On that note, Joel wants a life-size replica of the
Millennium Falcon.

The Compton Weather Service declares it “Cold As Balls”
outside.   

TURN YOUR LIGHTS OFF!  NOW!  UNPLUG YOUR HAIRDRYERS AND CELL
PHONES AND TV’S AND NINTENDO 64’S!  SAVE THE EARTH!!!!!!!!