11/24 House Meeting Notes

Anna: John, where did you get your haircut?
John: The Reynold's Club.
Anna: Oh, the barbershop?
John: No, the other place in the Reynolds Club where they cut hair.

IHC wants us to have a UCPD friend. Igor wants to borrow his handcuffs. The pink, fuzzy kind.

Anna just confiscated Lukas' puzzle from Dan. He can have it back at the end of the quarter.

Sunday Study Break. YESSSSSSSS!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(Anna has class every day next quarter)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(Study break switching is being put up for a vote)

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Remember that time John looked like a 5 year old? Remember that time we talked about a house sweatshirt.


Things we need to do at house meeting:
Sweatshirt/T-Shirt Designs
House Thanksgiving Potluck
Cop Friend


House Escalade

Mike is the free press. I gave him some 'free press' last night. Am I right, am I right??


Food drive. Put it under Igor's dining table. Nonperishable canned food.


Bishop house can suck my dick is having a coat drive. We should shit in our sleeves and donate coats to them.

The more of us stay in housing, the more likely there is that we get to stay our own house in the new dorm. So stay. Please. Please. Please. Seriously. Please.

Igor wants to move to Bishop. Fucker.

Lee: Compton Rolls Together.
Charles: We ride together, we die together.
Mike: In our house escalade.

STUDY BREAK.

House Minutes: November 17th

House Council Meeting November 17th, Two Thousand and Eight

The meeting commences in one minutes.

Charles asks if he can usurp my authority as secretary and write the notes tonight. The answer, is no... He must write his own set and we can “has” a competition.

It seems we have a fairly populated house meeting tonight. And Tex is sitting on Igor’s lap as he complains about his lack of initiative (potentially self-inflicted?)

John Binder has arrived and stolen Dan’s seat.

It is now 8:32, and the meeting has not commenced. 8:34.

Tex now calls people to order. Listhost is up and running, we are up towards the end of the quarter.

Ben has an announcement about the dining plan...there is a new one! HALLELUJAH!

All you care to eat dining halls? Waaaaaaa? It (i.e. BJ & Pierce) will be renovated to match Bartlett supposedly.

They are getting rid of the three categories. They will create a universal meal plan with unlimited dining.

Scenario A: Everyone in housing gets an unlimited plan.
They are going to charge people 4000 dollars for more shitty food than they could possibly eat. Plus you get 100 dollars per quarter.

Scenario B: more expensive...raises cost of unlimited program slightly but allows rising 3rd and 4th years to keep their minimum or moderate plan

Scenario C: 5 take out meals per quarter?

I think this meal plan believes that people living in housing necessarily eat at their dining halls.

Also, Pierce is cool. (LOL SURCASM)

House Sweatshirt Designs: Do we have any new ones? We are planning to do a house meeting before study break.
Secret Santas this year? Mike had no idea there was Secret Santa last year. Perhaps we could do Secret Satans.

House Minutes: November 10th

House Council: November 10, 2008

Catherine needs to watch her language, and now she is threatening me and says she will beat me up.

Mike tells me what to write, and Jackson ignores her.

Catherine is bitter.

Is Tex coming? It’s 8:32, and we are missing quite a bit of people.

Mike doesn’t know what to say. Tex isn’t here, John can’t come.

The budget, how is it? It’s going well according to Dan.

Mike is pedantic about semantics.

The Gala, is anyone interested? I am (me Jackson.)

Tex wanted to organize the Jerry Springer thing. Karina, Erica and Crystal went to it today.

Hey, Lexi is here. :-D We are still discussing Jerry Springer.

Mike presents the suggestions:

--Jake suggested we have or play more board games, like we did once.
--Dragon Tales themed party?
--Kevin Costner is awesome.
--Joel should be allowed to get with Greg’s sister. Greg should be okay with this.
--We should all travel in single file to conceal our numbers. And we should also scare easily and return in greater numbers.
--Steve Jobs should not be allowed to hack anymore, or wear turtlenecks.
--There should be a public ban on negative externalities, except for Rolando, possibly.
--There should be a Gravlift, also known as a Man Cannon, to travel from Shoreland to campus, and to Guardian as well.

Denise says that we only have one birthday this week, John Binder’s is on Saturday.

Karen still has cookie dough left over.

Catherine states that there has not been anyone to sign up Study Breaks.

Quantum of Solace

Anna says it will be crowded at the inauguration and doesn’t want to go, because she is agoraphobic.

Mike is still feeling sick. Well enough to mock Wolfgang during physics.

Lee and Charles both shake their legs too much, and Anna almost sounded like an Asian racist. Both agoraphobic and xenophobic.

The Marriage Bracket? A bracket? A bracket?

House Minutes: November 3rd

House Council Meeting November 3rd, 2008

Will the meeting begin?

The meeting is in a state of disarray (unorganized) currently.

House T-Shirt discussion, House Sweatshirt

Tex arrived!

What kind of designs can we get? We need to request T-Shirt designs fairly immediately. Let’s do that at house meeting, sounds great.

Will I make another design? Maybe? Maybe? Probably not.

Sam comes up with a convoluted plan to get things done, like a labyrinth of legalities or loser lumps of lopsided lethargy. No more “L” words.

John Binder is too late, now he must leave.

House Suggestions from the Suggestion Box:

You should repaint the lounge...perhaps we should repaint the ferris wheel?
Do something about the dishes in the sink. Create incentive for people to be sanitary.
Getting a floor vacuum cleaner, this could potentially be a good idea?
Create a Compton House wikipedia page, very easy thing to do.
Whirly Ball, go to it (a place in Lincoln Park), also Laser Tag. So, a trip to Lincoln Park.
We don’t have enough house trips.
Make a schedule or agreement on cleaning the lounge? Perhaps we should just clean up after ourselves.

Joel:

Joel has really awesome suggestions.

What kind of house trips could we have?

--paintball, fogo de chao (sp?)

Compton Cardigan Day:

Once a quarter, anyone who can afford a cardigan shall wear one as directed by the Compton House constitution.

Lee: “You trippin’, yo.”

Denise has a suggestion: use facebook to our advantage.

Dan and Anna shall begin the House Meeting, then we have Joel-nouncements and then.


Catherine is utterly irrational and demanding. She is dumb. And I (Arthur H. Compton) hate her passionately with a passion.