House Council Meeting: October 27, 2008
Anna presents something serious for discussion.
Two things, actually one thing that’s related? To itself? An intra(?) related item of discussion?
In order to borrow rope you have to put down a 150 dollar deposit...for tug of war.
Shorelympics can’t do three-legged race...but tug of war seems to be expensive.
Anna suggests tying people in knots. Throwing something off the balconies? Paper airplane competition in the lobby balcony?
John thinks he thinks for everyone...that’s right...THINKS for everyone, including Charles Guo.
Denise is actually saying something.
Dodgeball? Eating contest? “Where will we get the balls?” -- Ben Smithgall (he needs them, the balls)
We could use Dan’s rope to have limbo.
Dodgeball passes, and that’s what we’re doing.
Lexi wants to subsidize the Wicked show, eleven people in the house. 33 dollars, is it worth it to use our funds for? We agree to give 33 dollars to the Wicked people.
Sam shows us that we must request funds from Shoreland Council and they must be used for Shoreland funds.
Evan wants to go to High School Musical 3. Catherine really is being a social chair.
COOKIE COUNTY -- If this makes no sense...kill yourself (to assume Igor’s tone.)
Marriage bracket? This seems like a terrible, terrible, terrible idea. But apparently it’s a good idea, and one that was incredibly developed late last night.
Anna: “What’s a bracket?” No seriously guys, what’s a bracket?
“Just don’t use the word bracket with everyone, they may not understand it.” -- Anna
Monday, October 27, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Compton House Minutes - October 20th
House Council Meeting -- October 20, 2008
Shut up, Catherine. Don’t tell me what to take notes of. It’s correct. You know why? Jonathan Swift wrote a book on English grammar and based it off of Latin. Totally unrelated to intuitive English rules. In Latin, you literally cannot end a sentence with a preposition, because it doesn’t make any sense. In English, you can. It makes perfect sense. It is an arbitrary rule established by an asshole elitist writer from the 1700s. LAY OFF.
Tex complains of chest pain.
Pumpkin Carving Contest!
--We purchase pumpkins
--Establishing carving teams
--And then provide a fun reward. Come on team!
--House Fundraiser? Effective? Seems more fun, than fun-draising.
Sweatshirt Design:
--Nick Flores, design is good concept, actual design not that great
How can we fund the house. Because we are completely out of funds. Seriously guys.
Can we have a giant tug of war on the beach?
Listen to Ben please.
Sam might have updates from House Council....no he doesn’t. Completely ineffective representatives Tweedle Lee and Tweedle Sam make me sad.
We do? Igor invites people over every Saturday for Tea Night?
Suggestion Box for the House: In the lounge.
Catherine says something true, but I can’t write it because I’ll get in trouble.
Sam drops the big one:
THE SHORELAND COUNCIL WANTS TO WITHHOLD OUR FUNDS.
Turns out, they’ve always done this. But Sam was really fucking dramatic about it.
The vote is more of a procedural thing anyway.
Mike strikes his vocal gavel hard against the soft heads of Catherine and Jake.
ADDITIONAL ITEMS:
Tex wants to make a Jerry Springer trip. I’m not sure if I want this, but my opinion is utterly worthless. Yay life.
Coming Attractions:
A NEW COMPTON HOUSE COUNCIL LISTHOST!!!!!!!
Box advertising...
New stocks. Drugs? I hope not. I don’t want junkies slinking around my room, moaning. Charles fills that role fairly well.
WOROAROAROROAROOROAROAOROROAAR. -- My sentiments.
Denise has one more idea for the house.
--The board in the lounge. Has an idea to make like, a who am I, kind of thing.
--You post something about yourself, and whoever can guess it is teh winrar.
Shut up, Catherine. Don’t tell me what to take notes of. It’s correct. You know why? Jonathan Swift wrote a book on English grammar and based it off of Latin. Totally unrelated to intuitive English rules. In Latin, you literally cannot end a sentence with a preposition, because it doesn’t make any sense. In English, you can. It makes perfect sense. It is an arbitrary rule established by an asshole elitist writer from the 1700s. LAY OFF.
Tex complains of chest pain.
Pumpkin Carving Contest!
--We purchase pumpkins
--Establishing carving teams
--And then provide a fun reward. Come on team!
--House Fundraiser? Effective? Seems more fun, than fun-draising.
Sweatshirt Design:
--Nick Flores, design is good concept, actual design not that great
How can we fund the house. Because we are completely out of funds. Seriously guys.
Can we have a giant tug of war on the beach?
Listen to Ben please.
Sam might have updates from House Council....no he doesn’t. Completely ineffective representatives Tweedle Lee and Tweedle Sam make me sad.
We do? Igor invites people over every Saturday for Tea Night?
Suggestion Box for the House: In the lounge.
Catherine says something true, but I can’t write it because I’ll get in trouble.
Sam drops the big one:
THE SHORELAND COUNCIL WANTS TO WITHHOLD OUR FUNDS.
Turns out, they’ve always done this. But Sam was really fucking dramatic about it.
The vote is more of a procedural thing anyway.
Mike strikes his vocal gavel hard against the soft heads of Catherine and Jake.
ADDITIONAL ITEMS:
Tex wants to make a Jerry Springer trip. I’m not sure if I want this, but my opinion is utterly worthless. Yay life.
Coming Attractions:
A NEW COMPTON HOUSE COUNCIL LISTHOST!!!!!!!
Box advertising...
New stocks. Drugs? I hope not. I don’t want junkies slinking around my room, moaning. Charles fills that role fairly well.
WOROAROAROROAROOROAROAOROROAAR. -- My sentiments.
Denise has one more idea for the house.
--The board in the lounge. Has an idea to make like, a who am I, kind of thing.
--You post something about yourself, and whoever can guess it is teh winrar.
Monday, October 13, 2008
House Minutes - 10/13/08
Compton House Council Notes October 13, 2008
Hey, guys. Let’s check this here on this website here.
Tex, our valiant leader, is demonstrating his ability at proficiently foundering chaos.
Mike asked Igor to get the Box things, but Igor has yet to actually produce results.
Lee is being a lil bitch. Lil’ Bitch Lee. (His new rap name.) *grumble grumble*
Denise and Katie did a great job on being Pixies. Birthday Pixies.
Catherine is talking. Shhhhh.
Dan, talks about box prices and advertisements...John mentions the printing thing and is met with much resistance.
The advertising scandal of ’08, how can we make print of our ads.
Tex is creating a listhost for the executive council, way to use technology Tex.
Jackson does everything for house council. EVERYTHING. And will apparently be designing the advertisements as well.
Halloween house lounge. Catherine does not want to do it.
Mike wants to be involved in helping me with the prospies.
Jackson finished one ad...
T-Shirt designs? We could also make sweatshirts.
We could have a design contest. Oh, ingenuity! Person who wins gets free thing.
For next spring, we want to do a mass fundraiser in the spring.
Compton Sweatshirt, and a generic University T-Shirt.
Dan and Anna have some rope, so they are gonna do the 3-legged torture race during the Shorelympics. Dan says, “We have lots of rope.”
Igor made a list of prices. And is delivering them without any sense of compromise but rather as a series of ultimatums.
The Box Price List:
Canned Soda: 0.50
Bottled Soda: 1.50
Monster/Red Bull: 2.00
Rice Krispie Treats, Fruit Rollups, Cheez-Its, Peanuts - 0.50
Reese’s/Snickers/Starburst/Skittles - 0.75
Fruit Snack/packed ramen/lollipops/tic-tacs - 0.25
Ramen Bowl - 0.50
Special K Bars - 1.00
Chef Boyardee - 2.00
Mac n Cheese - 2.00
Toilet Paper - 1.00 per roll
--Jackson
Hey, guys. Let’s check this here on this website here.
Tex, our valiant leader, is demonstrating his ability at proficiently foundering chaos.
Mike asked Igor to get the Box things, but Igor has yet to actually produce results.
Lee is being a lil bitch. Lil’ Bitch Lee. (His new rap name.) *grumble grumble*
Denise and Katie did a great job on being Pixies. Birthday Pixies.
Catherine is talking. Shhhhh.
Dan, talks about box prices and advertisements...John mentions the printing thing and is met with much resistance.
The advertising scandal of ’08, how can we make print of our ads.
Tex is creating a listhost for the executive council, way to use technology Tex.
Jackson does everything for house council. EVERYTHING. And will apparently be designing the advertisements as well.
Halloween house lounge. Catherine does not want to do it.
Mike wants to be involved in helping me with the prospies.
Jackson finished one ad...
T-Shirt designs? We could also make sweatshirts.
We could have a design contest. Oh, ingenuity! Person who wins gets free thing.
For next spring, we want to do a mass fundraiser in the spring.
Compton Sweatshirt, and a generic University T-Shirt.
Dan and Anna have some rope, so they are gonna do the 3-legged torture race during the Shorelympics. Dan says, “We have lots of rope.”
Igor made a list of prices. And is delivering them without any sense of compromise but rather as a series of ultimatums.
The Box Price List:
Canned Soda: 0.50
Bottled Soda: 1.50
Monster/Red Bull: 2.00
Rice Krispie Treats, Fruit Rollups, Cheez-Its, Peanuts - 0.50
Reese’s/Snickers/Starburst/Skittles - 0.75
Fruit Snack/packed ramen/lollipops/tic-tacs - 0.25
Ramen Bowl - 0.50
Special K Bars - 1.00
Chef Boyardee - 2.00
Mac n Cheese - 2.00
Toilet Paper - 1.00 per roll
--Jackson
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Declaration of War against Bishop
In several secret sessions during the first week of October, several candidates for election to Compton's house council met to discuss what was termed at the time as "issues of dorm-wide importance" and "critical foreign affairs issues".
On October the 5th, 2008, most of these candidates were elected to prominent house positions, putting this group essentially in control of the house.
Two days later, on October the 7th, 2008, in a show of house unity, Compton House voted overwhelmingly in favor of declaring war on Bishop House for their recent transgressions on sovereign Compton territory and property.
As of this moment, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war. Lock your doors and brace yourselves, it's going to be a rough ride.
On October the 5th, 2008, most of these candidates were elected to prominent house positions, putting this group essentially in control of the house.
Two days later, on October the 7th, 2008, in a show of house unity, Compton House voted overwhelmingly in favor of declaring war on Bishop House for their recent transgressions on sovereign Compton territory and property.
As of this moment, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war. Lock your doors and brace yourselves, it's going to be a rough ride.
House Minutes - 10/7/08
Compton House Council Meeting:
Now begins the first house council meeting this 6th day of the 10th month of the year of our Compton 2008.
We pleasantly await our residing president, Joseph “Tex” Dozier, who is running late, in typical Texan fashion.
The Condom Czar is told about his duties (giggle giggle). (I said condom and doody.)
Catherine recalls Female Masturbation Appreciation Day. Thank you Catherine Khadabux for this. :)
Anna calls everyone to order after this rollicking jaunt into the sexually tinged giggles.
Jake must learn about dildoes...sorry. The Peer Health Educators Safe Sex workshop is Wednesday, October 22nd at 8 PM in the Shoreland Ballroom.
One of the birthday pixies is absent, probably lost in a pixie dust snorting reverie.
Sam States was in the bathroom. Probably too scared to come.
The Box:
John is pissing me off. Mike will negotiate with the Ukrainian warrior (Igor) about Box prices.
Birthday Pixies:
Katie did door decorations. She did too much possibly, completely wrapping every item in their room, which led to the accidental death of a long forgotten student. RIP.
She also made fun foods and sweets. In all honesty, you can do whatever you want...just make sure you honor their day of birth. It’s fun!
Denise was going to put a bulletin board right by the elevator...so people will recognize your birthday. Great idea, Denise! YEAH GO TEAM!
ALSO, Charles can put things on the website.
Jake’s impersonation of Igor wins pretty well.
House T-Shirts?
WAIT EVERYONE STOP! TEX IS HERE!!! HE MADE IT!!! HE HAS HIS KNIFE AND HIS CAMO AND HIS GIANT BELT BUCKLE!!! HE JUST CAME BACK FROM THE BATTLEFRONT!!!
Perhaps we could advertise against Capone’s.
NO SHIRT NO SHOES SERVICE!! (Pants optional.)
Sam’s Club stocking ain’t bad.
Current House Balance is...............................................................................50+140+400-158-35-25= $372.00 (-25) should come back later... $347.00 -5.00 per month
How much should we allot for Study Break? 20 dollars was probably sufficient.
Install a Movie Suggestion Box:
Install a Box Stocking Suggestion Box:
The lounge is a popular place this year.
House Associate Members: CST, Jake, Tracy, Jordan, Will Zhang, Flo, Sarah Tamler,
John is a jackass again. Mike calls Sarah the girl with the cast.
Jackson is not talking about what Anna thinks he is talking about.
No pranks!
Melissa knows a lot about corn mazes. Haunted corn mazes. Can we have a trip to haunted corn mazes.
A haunted corn maze won’t cost a person that much. It’s just a haunted corn maze.
Let’s test out our new house study break/meeting plan. Monday is aight.
Student Study break is on Thursday, so is Movie Night.
Let’s go to house meeting!!
Katie has one more thing to say...somebody mentioned doing a haunted house in our lounge. Sam notes that this would be “a rather costly endeavor.”
Study break has begun, in all of its frustratingly sustainable glory. Until next time, I probably won’t have any more notes during this house meeting.
Now begins the first house council meeting this 6th day of the 10th month of the year of our Compton 2008.
We pleasantly await our residing president, Joseph “Tex” Dozier, who is running late, in typical Texan fashion.
The Condom Czar is told about his duties (giggle giggle). (I said condom and doody.)
Catherine recalls Female Masturbation Appreciation Day. Thank you Catherine Khadabux for this. :)
Anna calls everyone to order after this rollicking jaunt into the sexually tinged giggles.
Jake must learn about dildoes...sorry. The Peer Health Educators Safe Sex workshop is Wednesday, October 22nd at 8 PM in the Shoreland Ballroom.
One of the birthday pixies is absent, probably lost in a pixie dust snorting reverie.
Sam States was in the bathroom. Probably too scared to come.
The Box:
John is pissing me off. Mike will negotiate with the Ukrainian warrior (Igor) about Box prices.
Birthday Pixies:
Katie did door decorations. She did too much possibly, completely wrapping every item in their room, which led to the accidental death of a long forgotten student. RIP.
She also made fun foods and sweets. In all honesty, you can do whatever you want...just make sure you honor their day of birth. It’s fun!
Denise was going to put a bulletin board right by the elevator...so people will recognize your birthday. Great idea, Denise! YEAH GO TEAM!
ALSO, Charles can put things on the website.
Jake’s impersonation of Igor wins pretty well.
House T-Shirts?
WAIT EVERYONE STOP! TEX IS HERE!!! HE MADE IT!!! HE HAS HIS KNIFE AND HIS CAMO AND HIS GIANT BELT BUCKLE!!! HE JUST CAME BACK FROM THE BATTLEFRONT!!!
Perhaps we could advertise against Capone’s.
NO SHIRT NO SHOES SERVICE!! (Pants optional.)
Sam’s Club stocking ain’t bad.
Current House Balance is...............................................................................50+140+400-158-35-25= $372.00 (-25) should come back later... $347.00 -5.00 per month
How much should we allot for Study Break? 20 dollars was probably sufficient.
Install a Movie Suggestion Box:
Install a Box Stocking Suggestion Box:
The lounge is a popular place this year.
House Associate Members: CST, Jake, Tracy, Jordan, Will Zhang, Flo, Sarah Tamler,
John is a jackass again. Mike calls Sarah the girl with the cast.
Jackson is not talking about what Anna thinks he is talking about.
No pranks!
Melissa knows a lot about corn mazes. Haunted corn mazes. Can we have a trip to haunted corn mazes.
A haunted corn maze won’t cost a person that much. It’s just a haunted corn maze.
Let’s test out our new house study break/meeting plan. Monday is aight.
Student Study break is on Thursday, so is Movie Night.
Let’s go to house meeting!!
Katie has one more thing to say...somebody mentioned doing a haunted house in our lounge. Sam notes that this would be “a rather costly endeavor.”
Study break has begun, in all of its frustratingly sustainable glory. Until next time, I probably won’t have any more notes during this house meeting.
House Council Election Results!
The votes are in for the 2008-2009 Compton House Council members! Here's who you picked to lead our fine house:
President: Joseph "Tex" Dozier
VP: Mike Podhaizer
Treasurer: John Binder
Secretary: Jackson Wright
Social Chairs: Catherine Khadabux and Emily Mackevicius
IHC Rep: Ben Smithgall
PSAC Rep: Jackson Wright
IM Rep: Tex
Condom Czar: Jake Interrante
Birthday Pixies: Karen Smith and Denise Salinas
Drama Queen: Katie Richards
Shoreland Hall Council Reps: Lee Chuan Li and Sam States
Congratulations to the winners, and may Compton prosper as always!
President: Joseph "Tex" Dozier
VP: Mike Podhaizer
Treasurer: John Binder
Secretary: Jackson Wright
Social Chairs: Catherine Khadabux and Emily Mackevicius
IHC Rep: Ben Smithgall
PSAC Rep: Jackson Wright
IM Rep: Tex
Condom Czar: Jake Interrante
Birthday Pixies: Karen Smith and Denise Salinas
Drama Queen: Katie Richards
Shoreland Hall Council Reps: Lee Chuan Li and Sam States
Congratulations to the winners, and may Compton prosper as always!
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