House Minutes - 10/7/08

Compton House Council Meeting:

Now begins the first house council meeting this 6th day of the 10th month of the year of our Compton 2008.

We pleasantly await our residing president, Joseph “Tex” Dozier, who is running late, in typical Texan fashion.

The Condom Czar is told about his duties (giggle giggle). (I said condom and doody.)

Catherine recalls Female Masturbation Appreciation Day. Thank you Catherine Khadabux for this. :)

Anna calls everyone to order after this rollicking jaunt into the sexually tinged giggles.

Jake must learn about dildoes...sorry. The Peer Health Educators Safe Sex workshop is Wednesday, October 22nd at 8 PM in the Shoreland Ballroom.

One of the birthday pixies is absent, probably lost in a pixie dust snorting reverie.

Sam States was in the bathroom. Probably too scared to come.

The Box:

John is pissing me off. Mike will negotiate with the Ukrainian warrior (Igor) about Box prices.

Birthday Pixies:

Katie did door decorations. She did too much possibly, completely wrapping every item in their room, which led to the accidental death of a long forgotten student. RIP.

She also made fun foods and sweets. In all honesty, you can do whatever you want...just make sure you honor their day of birth. It’s fun!

Denise was going to put a bulletin board right by the elevator...so people will recognize your birthday. Great idea, Denise! YEAH GO TEAM!

ALSO, Charles can put things on the website.

Jake’s impersonation of Igor wins pretty well.

House T-Shirts?

WAIT EVERYONE STOP! TEX IS HERE!!! HE MADE IT!!! HE HAS HIS KNIFE AND HIS CAMO AND HIS GIANT BELT BUCKLE!!! HE JUST CAME BACK FROM THE BATTLEFRONT!!!
Perhaps we could advertise against Capone’s.

NO SHIRT NO SHOES SERVICE!! (Pants optional.)

Sam’s Club stocking ain’t bad.

Current House Balance is...............................................................................50+140+400-158-35-25= $372.00 (-25) should come back later... $347.00 -5.00 per month

How much should we allot for Study Break? 20 dollars was probably sufficient.

Install a Movie Suggestion Box:

Install a Box Stocking Suggestion Box:

The lounge is a popular place this year.

House Associate Members: CST, Jake, Tracy, Jordan, Will Zhang, Flo, Sarah Tamler,

John is a jackass again. Mike calls Sarah the girl with the cast.

Jackson is not talking about what Anna thinks he is talking about.

No pranks!

Melissa knows a lot about corn mazes. Haunted corn mazes. Can we have a trip to haunted corn mazes.

A haunted corn maze won’t cost a person that much. It’s just a haunted corn maze.

Let’s test out our new house study break/meeting plan. Monday is aight.

Student Study break is on Thursday, so is Movie Night.

Let’s go to house meeting!!

Katie has one more thing to say...somebody mentioned doing a haunted house in our lounge. Sam notes that this would be “a rather costly endeavor.”
Study break has begun, in all of its frustratingly sustainable glory. Until next time, I probably won’t have any more notes during this house meeting.