House Council Notes: December 1st

House Council Notes December 1st, 2008

Under the blanket of snow, we have snuggled to the point of insanity. We all shout our caustic calls for attention while ignoring the serious matters at hand.

Those matters being:

The House T-Shirt!! (What will we do?)

We are giving people a chance to make designs until the end of the quarter, however it seems that we will vote before then?

House Council hereby decrees that we give people until the end of winter break to submit their designs. Designs will be voted on at the beginning of winter quarter.

Secret Santa/White Elephant:

We will do it after break, as part of a way to cheer up people in their perpetual misery and cold.

Anna feels that White Olifant is more appropriate and bondages/dildoes come frequently.

Intramurals are fail. (Quelle dommage! Qu’est-ce qu’on va faire sans cette institution indispensable.)

Jake has an announcement about condoms. Use them. Or die, or produce life, or some combination of the two.

Mike comments about comments: Charles should wear a not on-duty sign. Charles should program music into the elevator.

Ben assumes that EVERYONE likes free cider and doughnuts. Excuse me!

Vat about a trip to ze Kristkindlmaaaaaket? Ve kan go to zis ya?

Igor knows how to sew. He will be Tex’s seamstrer (masculine of seamstress?).

Dan has NO announcements.

Mike wonders how delicious the cake will be: on a scale from one to Mike. Dan says he has no predictions or guarantees concerning the quality of the cake. Must be a commie cake.

Anna remembers her announcement: quiet hours begin 24/7.