House Minutes: November 10th

House Council: November 10, 2008

Catherine needs to watch her language, and now she is threatening me and says she will beat me up.

Mike tells me what to write, and Jackson ignores her.

Catherine is bitter.

Is Tex coming? It’s 8:32, and we are missing quite a bit of people.

Mike doesn’t know what to say. Tex isn’t here, John can’t come.

The budget, how is it? It’s going well according to Dan.

Mike is pedantic about semantics.

The Gala, is anyone interested? I am (me Jackson.)

Tex wanted to organize the Jerry Springer thing. Karina, Erica and Crystal went to it today.

Hey, Lexi is here. :-D We are still discussing Jerry Springer.

Mike presents the suggestions:

--Jake suggested we have or play more board games, like we did once.
--Dragon Tales themed party?
--Kevin Costner is awesome.
--Joel should be allowed to get with Greg’s sister. Greg should be okay with this.
--We should all travel in single file to conceal our numbers. And we should also scare easily and return in greater numbers.
--Steve Jobs should not be allowed to hack anymore, or wear turtlenecks.
--There should be a public ban on negative externalities, except for Rolando, possibly.
--There should be a Gravlift, also known as a Man Cannon, to travel from Shoreland to campus, and to Guardian as well.

Denise says that we only have one birthday this week, John Binder’s is on Saturday.

Karen still has cookie dough left over.

Catherine states that there has not been anyone to sign up Study Breaks.

Quantum of Solace

Anna says it will be crowded at the inauguration and doesn’t want to go, because she is agoraphobic.

Mike is still feeling sick. Well enough to mock Wolfgang during physics.

Lee and Charles both shake their legs too much, and Anna almost sounded like an Asian racist. Both agoraphobic and xenophobic.

The Marriage Bracket? A bracket? A bracket?