Compton House Minutes - October 20th

House Council Meeting -- October 20, 2008

Shut up, Catherine. Don’t tell me what to take notes of. It’s correct. You know why? Jonathan Swift wrote a book on English grammar and based it off of Latin. Totally unrelated to intuitive English rules. In Latin, you literally cannot end a sentence with a preposition, because it doesn’t make any sense. In English, you can. It makes perfect sense. It is an arbitrary rule established by an asshole elitist writer from the 1700s. LAY OFF.

Tex complains of chest pain.

Pumpkin Carving Contest!
--We purchase pumpkins
--Establishing carving teams
--And then provide a fun reward. Come on team!
--House Fundraiser? Effective? Seems more fun, than fun-draising.

Sweatshirt Design:
--Nick Flores, design is good concept, actual design not that great

How can we fund the house. Because we are completely out of funds. Seriously guys.

Can we have a giant tug of war on the beach?

Listen to Ben please.

Sam might have updates from House Council....no he doesn’t. Completely ineffective representatives Tweedle Lee and Tweedle Sam make me sad.

We do? Igor invites people over every Saturday for Tea Night?

Suggestion Box for the House: In the lounge.

Catherine says something true, but I can’t write it because I’ll get in trouble.

Sam drops the big one:

THE SHORELAND COUNCIL WANTS TO WITHHOLD OUR FUNDS.

Turns out, they’ve always done this. But Sam was really fucking dramatic about it.

The vote is more of a procedural thing anyway.

Mike strikes his vocal gavel hard against the soft heads of Catherine and Jake.
ADDITIONAL ITEMS:

Tex wants to make a Jerry Springer trip. I’m not sure if I want this, but my opinion is utterly worthless. Yay life.

Coming Attractions:

A NEW COMPTON HOUSE COUNCIL LISTHOST!!!!!!!

Box advertising...

New stocks. Drugs? I hope not. I don’t want junkies slinking around my room, moaning. Charles fills that role fairly well.

WOROAROAROROAROOROAROAOROROAAR. -- My sentiments.

Denise has one more idea for the house.
--The board in the lounge. Has an idea to make like, a who am I, kind of thing.
--You post something about yourself, and whoever can guess it is teh winrar.